The World According To Beauty: Guy Roommates

A new segment based on the brilliance of Beauty, my 13 year old daughter.

Beauty: I want a guy roommate.

Goldy: Gross.

Beauty:  A guy would never tell me to clean up. They watch better TV shows. They have cool tattoos… well some girls have cool tattoos now, too, but more guys.

Goldy: They fart a lot.

Beauty: I fart a lot.

Me: You know I’m going to put all of this online, right?

Beauty: Not the part about me farting, I don’t really fart a lot.

Me: Okay.

Beauty: Oh! And we could eat Ramen noodles together.

Goldy: *facepalm*


2 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Vanessa
    Aug 17, 2012 @ 13:31:27

    Too funny! Although I do think guy roommates are sometimes better. That is if they aren’t complete slobs. They come with a lot less drama. Girls will fight with each other..a guy, not so much. 🙂


  2. EnglishTeacher
    Nov 05, 2012 @ 21:12:24

    I lived with 3 guys during my sophomore year of college. They were dirty, disgusting man whores.


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